Are you one of those puppies whose tail is – not all that it should be? Are you one of those puppies who can never undress in front of a girl without her laughing at your – teeny weenie? Well – if you are – I want you to tell Me about it. Tell Me about the times you’ve been mocked by other boys and belittled by hot girls. Tell Me how embarrassed you are (which you should be!) to be such a little guy, and don’t lie. I know that puppies like you are prone to exaggerate, but I want the truth about your shameful lack of size.